Happy Hump Day my loves. I have nothing exciting to report on today, so this will be a bunch of random, jumbled confessions/thoughts.
-I'm really cranky that I have to wait for the alarm company to come and install whatever they are installing. They gave us a 5 hour window bw 8-1pm. What. The. Fuck. Could you imagine if I said to a patient, "Yeah, I'll bring you your pain meds between 8am-1pm." I don't think so.
Today when I looked at my blogger stats, I found this gem. It made my day. Usually "Adam Levine naked" is the top of the list...
You motor boatin son of a bitch! You old sailor, you!
-I've lowered my methylprednisolone (basically a more potent form of prednisone), and I've been waking up all lupus face. Not happy.
-I have a list of things I can start buying on February 1st when this damn spending freeze is over. Most of the list consists of lipstick (that I have a ton of coupons for!).
-I bought Half-Caf Kcups last week. Stupid. Stupid. Stupid.
-Really, Madonna? Yes you're an icon, but yikes... And PLEASE, for the love, stop with the fucking Botox. It's not pretty.
Marla called. She wants her Pimp Cane back.
-I have a stack of things that need to get to the post office. They will probably sit here for another week.
-Yesterday was the second time in all of January I went to the gym. I took the non-water class for the old folks. When I walked in and one of the women said "You know this is the Get Fit, LIGHT class, for people with arthritis, right?"
-This was no doubt one of my favorite Grammy moments.
Sit your ass down, woman.
-Everyone was all "Oh Pink's performance was so 2010," but seriously, anyone who can Cirque de Soliel and do twirly whirlies up in the rafters while singing, sound amazing, and be on key wins in my book. She is SO talented. My old roommate went to high school with her, so naturally, I feel a connection to her. We COULD have been BFF's. But then she had to go and get famous. Whatevs.
-Beyonce and Jay-Z's performance was HOT.
-I cried when Queen Latifah married the 33 couples.
-I just farted.
-And immediately giggled.
-The Methotrexate is starting to make my hair fall out. It was finally coming in so nicely. I can't even deal. It's time to go wig shopping again.
-This face can ALWAYS turn my frown upside down. And when he sings Katy Perry's "Roar." Oh gosh, my heart swells. Cause it's one of the cutest things EVER.
Oh Lord, this random ass post. I'm sorry.
If you haven't PLEASE go and vote for PJ's cheerleading team, The South Jersey Storm. They are falling behind and it's SOOO very important they get that private room for Saturday. Go to the link, click vote, and then choose the logo for South Jersey Storm. It's got the lightning bolt.
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Love you all!