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Should I stay or should I go?
Happy Hump Day!!!!!I, like anyone else with internet access, use The Googles for everything. Google is my spell check, my Encyclopedia Britannica, my useless fact checker, I use it to diagnose myself...
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I get by with a little help from my friends...
Happy Hump Day!Today is T-minus 12 days til the Great Lady Lumps Chop Chop. There's a ton of things I have to get in order, plus a slew of doctor's appointments. Yesterday I saw the director of the...
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Everything will always be alright when we go shopping...
I'm back, bitches!No, I'm not quite ready to be blogging on a regular basis, but I certainly wanted to touch base with my readers (all 6 of you, plus my mom). I am 3 weeks post-op from my double...
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All I want is to be home...
Hello everyone. It's certainly been awhile. I'm probably the only blogger in all of blog land NOT posting about the Golden Globes. I am watching the red carpet arrivals as I type this (Oh, Guiliana...
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So, so what? I am a rockstar!
Right when it seemed my marriage to Steve was plummeting it coincided when Pink's So What? became extremely popular on the radio. I love her music, and I loved how she was able to sing her...
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Welcome to your life, there's no turning back...
Two posts in a row. Can you freaking believe it? Maybe it's some weird Friday the 13th ritual.The journey starting from pulling out of my driveway and finally turning back into my driveway after seeing...
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If you don't expect too much from me, you might not be let down...
Yeah, yeah, I suck at this blogging thing. Tell me something I don't know.Where to begin? Daylight savings. As much as I loooove having more time with the sun, I don't understand how losing one measly...
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Just a day, just an ordinary day...
TGIF! It's the second Friday the 13th in a row, which doesn't happen too often. And neither does my blogging these days, so I wanted to give it a go.I met with my plastic surgeon yesterday so she could...
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What they'd give just for the right to hold you...
Happy April Fools Day, Fools!!Today was supposed to be day 1 of the WEGO Health Health Activist Writer's Month Challenge, but for some reason I haven't received an email with the writing prompts. Lame....
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In every life we have some trouble...
It's Day 2 of the WEGO Health Health Activist Writer's Month Challenge, and I'm still going strong.And by "going strong," I mean it took 5 hours to write this as I consumed a bag of Starburst jelly...
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You can stand under my umbrella...
Day 3 of the WEGO Health Writer's Month Challenge. I got this!Today's PromptGood SamaritanWe love random acts of kindness. Write about a time when you benefitted from the kindness of a stranger, or a...
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What you gon' do wit all that breast?
Big shocker, I failed the blog challenge. I have no discipline, it's a wonder that I even bother. I was going strong for three, read it, THREE days in a row, and then I ran out of gas. Actually, it was...
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Putting my heart back together...
Happy Tuesday, folks!So many of you have reached out asking how Titty Tuesday went last week. Everything went quite well, my heart behaved, I spent one night in the hospital, and was discharged to home...
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I get so emotional, baby...
I'm a crier. I cry when I'm upset, happy, angry (after a few choice expletives are dropped and punches thrown, of course), embarrassed, frustrated, etc... I cry watching the news, I cry over books, I...
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It's great to learn... 'cause knowledge is power!
Happy Hump Day, loves!And more importantly....HAPPY LUPUS AWARENESS MONTH!Holy cow, is Marla writing twice in one week? That I am, remember the good ole days when that occurred often? Now I'm happy if...
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Start wearing purple for me now...
Happy Friday Eve, mofos!It's been one of those weeks that at first seemed to drag, and now I'm all 'holy shit, it's Thursday already?!?!?"I still haven't written about the Transforming Healthcare...
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